Things that people sent me, or quotes I've stolen from the 'net. By the way Be Warned. Only a nerd, geeks, lamos, and the mentally stable will probably the only ones who would appreciate these jokes.
A hooded robber burst into a Kansas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave Kansas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing
the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber
instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak
Then, one old farmer named Bill from Missouri tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you."
